*_✍ HILARIOUS MESSAGE FROM A FRUSTATED VICTIM OF CHAIN MESSAGES_*
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*➖I want to thank all my friends who have forwarded chain messages to me in 2012, 2013, 2014 & 2015 and still continuing..*
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*BECAUSE OF YOUR KINDNESS :*
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*1) I stopped eating the tasty kurkure after I heard that it has plastic in it.*
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*2- I stopped going to movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with Aids.*
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*3- Forwarded hundreds of messages but still waiting for free balance.*
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*4- I smell like a rotten egg since i stopped using deo’s because they cause cancer.*
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*5- I also donated all my savings to a 7 year old poor girl who was about to die in hospital about 700 times.*
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*6- Made 100 wishes before forwarding God’s pictures & etc by now most of those ‘wishes’ are already married.*
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*7- I have stopped drinking Frooti as every six-months, one worker having AIDS dies in the Parle factory & his blood gets mixed in the Frooti.*
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*8- Every week Chairman & Falaana- Dheenka Director of Whatsapp send SMS to forward to 8 person in contact list if not my whatsapp will be charged or Icon will not become Blue. I have not forwarded sms, still my whatsapp is FOC (free of cost).*
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*9. Yesterday Our National Anthem was declared d best among all Nation. We need to b proud of it. As if otherwise we were never proud of it. And haan, Since last 2 years this YESTERDAY is still coming.*
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*10. If I don’t take Your calls sometime, assume that my mobile is charging & I fear getting Burnt if I talk when mobile is charging. Bcoz every alternate day it is fixed somebody died of this as informed in chain SMS.*
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*Now if you don’t send this message to your friends in next 10 seconds, a Coconut will Fall on Your Head tomorrow, even if you are in Rajasthan.*
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*⚠Whatsapp is giving 5 kg Rice and 2 litre milk, share this message in only 5 groups and check the kitchen after 30 minute 😀😀😀😜* https://www.facebook.com/SMHoaxSlayer/photos/a.147357335599672.1073741828.140690692933003/373626432972760/?type=3
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